TEZ ILYAS – TEZ THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU

The grumpiest uncle in showbiz is back.

Fresh from travelling the world (and smashing it as a top husband and bunny-stepdad), the UK’s leading de-influencer returns with a brand-new stand-up show.
Expect fresh jokes, furious rants, and ridiculous stories — all delivered with Tez’s trademark smart, silly, and subversive humour.

Star of: Man Like Mobeen (BBC Three), Live at the Apollo (BBC Two), Fighting Talk (BBC Radio 5 Live)
and Sunday Times bestselling author of The Secret Diary of a British Muslim Aged 13 ¾.

Touring nationwide, Autumn 2026.

Book early. You’ll hate yourself if you miss it.

★★★★
“ILYAS HAS A SLICKNESS MORE REMINISCENT OF US COMICS, AND THE GAGS TO BACK IT UP, THOUGH HIS MOST PRIZED ASSET COULD YET BE HIS BOLD, SUBVERSIVE STREAK”
THE GUARDIAN

★★★★
“RADIANTLY ENTERTAINING”
THE TIMES

ROYAL SPA CENTRE, NEWBOLD TERRACE, 8PM